Joke
A man was praying to god
"He said, "God
?"God responded, "Yes
?"And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question
"Go right ahead", God said
?God, what is a million years to you
"?God said, "A million years to me is only a second
!The man wondered
?"Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you
."God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny
"?So the man said, "God can I have a penny
,And God cheerfully said
Sure!...... .just wait a second